HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011

Hereby I wish you a Happy New Year 2011 ! May your everyday in 2011 are full of
Abundance, Celebration and Love : )


Share with you one of my favourite song for celebration : )

Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling

More office jokes !!

This time is in words. Enjoy my fellow colleagues and friends : )

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"You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When......"

You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.

A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, "I waited on the last fat ugly old lady. This one's your turn". Your boss is standing behind you. It's his wife.

While your boss is at lunch, you sneak in and look at some confidential information on his computer. You spill coffee on the keyboard. It shorts out.

You return from a week's vacation to find that you had scheduled *this* week as vacation, not last week.

You take a "sick" day. The next morning the boss asks you, "So, how was the fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?".

You wake up hung over. You have a black eye and barked knuckles. You're in jail. Last night was the company Christmas party.

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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, 
"Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

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A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer.
"Yes, I was a Marine," responded the applicant.
"Did you see any active duty?"
"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."
"May I ask what happened?"
"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles."
"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."
"When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability."
"Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first."

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An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next morning.

Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break.

Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk. Then the manager thought he'd wait & see who would leave work the earliest and both employees stayed after closing.

Jill finally went to the coat rack & the manager went up to her & said,
"Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off."

Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus."

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This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

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e-mail one
Attention: Human Resources
Joe Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Joe works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Joe never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Joe takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping
coffee breaks. Joe is an individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Joe can be
classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Joe be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.
Regards,
Project Leader

e-mail two
Attention: Human Resources
Joe Smith was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines [1, 3, 5, etc.] for my true assessment of his ability.
Regards,
Project Leader

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A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says: Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each".
So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. "Pfufffff and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida on beautiful beach, plenty of cash, food and cocktails."Pfufffff and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back right now ." Pfuffff  : p

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A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded,"You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No", replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"
The man shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No.", replied the Managing Director.
"Good!", replied the trainee and put down the phone!

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A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The CEO walks up the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "He's the pizza delivery guy."

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The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.

The next day, he brought a small sign that

Read:

"I'm the Boss!"

He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:

"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

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office jokes : )

A special post for all my colleagues and friends who work in an office environment. Have Fun !!

*Please don't let your boss know you are reading this & more importantly please don't let my boss know too : P

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Specially for Ada Foo : P

This one is specially for me... (please don't let my boss know)

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If you like it and want more please leave a comment below so that in the future I'll do it more : )

*Boss if you are reading this please don't leave any comments here : P

My song of the day

Jack Johnson - Better Together (Live)

Jack Hody Johnson (born May 18, 1975) is an American folk rock singer-songwriter, surfer and musician known for his work in the soft rock and acoustic genres. In 2001, he achieved commercial success after the release of his debut album, Brushfire Fairytales. He has since released four more albums, a number of EPs and surfing movies/soundtracks. He is also known for organizing an annual event, the Kōkua Festival. He currently has sold 8 million albums worldwide. His highest–selling album is Sing-A-Longs and Lullabies for the Film Curious George, with 4 million albums shipped worldwide, due to the success of the 2006 Curious George film. Notable songs from Johnson's repertoire include Upside Down, Flake, Sitting, Waiting, Wishing, If I Had Eyes, You and Your Heart and the widely-popular fan favourite, Better Together.

TOC ADMISSION DEPARTMENT - WAI KEAT'S PASSION !!

This post will be featuring Wai Keat's PASSION!! The reason of doing this for him is I found that his passion is very interesting and is worth it to share with you all.

NAME                 :  LAI WAI KEAT
AGE                    :  24
DESIGNATION   :  ADMISSIONS EXECUTIVE
STATUS             :  SINGLE & LOOKING FORWARD INTO A
                              RELATIONSHIP
PASSION           : GREEN ACTIVITIES, BIKING,
                              PHOTOGRAPHY



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My impression of Mr. Wai Keat when he first join TOC is a small guy with dark skin. He really reminds me of the china man who came from "tong san" in my grandfather's time. After knowing him, he is definitely not a typical china man so to say. A nice and hardworking guy who loves to involved himself in nature, adventure and charity activities.

Let's take a look what our dear Wai Keat is doing during his free time : )




GREEN ACTIVITIES

Lake cleaning in Kota Damansara community forest

Community farming at Bandar Harapan

Tree Planting at Raja Musa Peatswamp

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ADVENTURE

Sky Trex
Extreme Challenge

Energizer Night Run

Urban Cowboys
cari-cari makan

Urban Cowboy makan-ing

Continue to cari makan : )

Mountain Biking at Bukit Ramli

Biking in Rubber Research Institute at Kota Damansara

Burung Hantu
Jamboree @
Malacca

Where have you been??

Sepang MTB Jamboree

Climbing Bukit Tabur @ Taman Melawati (Awesome View Man!!!)

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PHOTOGRAPHY

Singapore Orchid Festival

Some nice shots from Wai Keat's hometown - Kuantan

Sunrise at Sungai Lembing

O's Corner at Kuantan

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*Wai Keat is still single and looking forward into a relationship. So if any girls out there would like to join him in some of his passion please do leave a comment below : P

TOC IN EDUCATION & FURTHER STUDIES FAIR DEC 2010

DATE              : 18th to 19th of December 2010 (Sat & Sun)

TIME               : 11.00a.m to 6.00p.m

VENUE            : Midvalley Exhibition Centre (MVEC)

CROWD          :  Sat 26,126 visitors.

                            Sun 41,238 visitors.

                            Total 67,364 visitors

EXHIBITORS : 120 Universities & Colleges occupying 280 booths.

TOC STAFF                        : 4

TOC STUDENT HELPER : 4

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TOC STAFF AND STUDENT HELPER ARE SETTING UP 
TOC BOOTH.

TOC NEW DESIGN! 
GLOBAL, DYNAMIC 
AND PASSIONATE : )

OTHER COLLEGES BOOTH

TOC OFFICIAL FAIR ATTIRE. ALL THE 'F1 DRIVERS' ARE YOU READY?

STUDENT HELPERS ARE PREPARED AND WAITING FOR VISITORS TO COME IN

WE ARE OFFERING DIPLOMA IN AUTOMOTIVE AND MOTORSPORT TECHNOLOGY

OUR BRAND NEW BROCHURE IS OUT!! TOC - IGNITE YOUR FUTURE !

STUDENT HELPER KEITH YAP IS EXPLAINING COURSES DETAILS TO CUSTOMERS

STUDENT HELPERS IVAN AND KEITH CHAN

PLEASE COME AND VISIT OUR BOOTH : )

A LOT OF VISITORS!! GOOD RESPONSE : )

ADMISSION MANAGER MR. LONNIE IS GIVING CONSULTATION

STUDENT HELPER IVAN CAN CONSULT IN 4 LANGUAGES INCLUDING MANDARIN : )

YOUNGSTERS WHO ARE INTERESTED IN OUR COURSES

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Overall it was a successful event. Most of the visitors are surprised and impressed by our outfit. And more so TOC's name is getting more and more public attention as most of the visitors that came to our booth heard from us before either from TV, billboard, newspaper, friends and etc. 

Last but not least, a important reminder for those who wants to pursue their dreams in automotive industry. Please visit us at TOC in our OTTO CAMP OPEN DAY !!

OTTO CAMP OPEN DAY
Date                        : 15th JANUARY 2011
Time                        : 10.00am - 4.00pm
Morning session    : 10.00am
Afternoon session  : 2.00pm

Seats are limited. REGISTER NOW! 

ADMISSION IS FREE!

Come and participate yourself in these activities :
- EFI Component Inspection & Testing
- Engine Power Balancing (Honda Jazz Engine)
- Injector & Hi-Tension Cable Testing & Resistance Checking Using Multi-Meter
- Battery Specific Gravity Inspection & Testing
- Engine Mechanical Inspection
- Engine Management Diagnostics
- Air-Conditioning Testing
- Career Talks by Experienced Personnel

REGISTER ONLINE AT www.toc.edu.my OR CALL 03 7955 2811


SEE YOU IN OTTO CAMP OPEN DAY AT TOC!!